I am too a single woman living on my own (yes my always absent flatmate doesn't count) and I'm too a woman who experiences that once in a month disaster.
That time when we all feel like a blow fish that is ready to explode at any given minute. As we all know, it hurts, it sucks, we feel like we hate being women and we feel like walking ugly bubbles incapable of doing anything and even the most religious of us would ask and if not for once curse god for making her a female. But, as I have discovered with the help of a fellow Redittor, there is a way to feel better.
I present you:
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| SUGAR! |
Two scoops of Tiramisu flavor ice cream mixed with 2 chocolate chip cookies broken to small pieces. Unfortunately, it doesn't look that good here but that's as good as my C3 Nokia can get. It may look like dirt but it tastes like Chocolate heaven and I assure you, it will paint a smile on your single or lonely face.
To men who read this,
A. LEARN!
B. Honestly, you have yourselves to blame if you piss off a woman on her period. Anyone with any sense of self preservation would either run to the far end of the world away from a woman on her period, or would do the nice thing and have the balls to remain by her side whilst giving her the needed support and taking the hits. At that time a month, we are guaranteed to be emotional ticking bombs. It only takes one wrong word, or a right one, to turn her into a volcano of emotions. In all seriousness, just do whatever she says to get through it because if you don't, all hell would break loose. Bad things happen to good people.
A link to the post on Reddit:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/lkekx/wife_and_daughters_pmsing_no_problem_i_got_this/
If you don't know what Reddit is, I recommend you join the addiction.
Happy Periods!
Amy.
lol......hehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheh.
ReplyDeleteThis post is the funnies thing I've read in years. I love love love it. It's so true though.
Keep posting, I know I'll wait to read